toons



scamperscamperscamper
little toon rats
little mice with licorice-whip tails
rustle up some grub you
swiss-cheese tunnel lovin´
cheddar-chunk nuggets
cat don't bug me or I'll bellbellbell you

OH THE AGONIZING SLOWNESS OF YOUR MIND
flat cat
you 2-D dummy
ninth life gone, up with some cheezy harp on a fluffy white
cloud
or downdowndown
devil-doggy on your case
damn them rats, them mice
tweety-birds crawling with licelicelice
cat gets croaked just doing his job
by some two-bit jacked-up rodent thug from out of town

then there's the big bad everybody doin´ wolfy dirt
like wolves don't feel no hurt
they just cruise & bruise
eat big fat piggies sloppin´ in mud
munch plump little children toddlin´ through woods
groovin´ on evil red ridinghood
and rabbits and sheep and prettypretty girls
all ground-up in his wolfydog mill
till that woodsman comes with his great big axe
or some smartass rabbit with a snappy comeback
crying, "it's the woluff! it's the woluff!"
wrapped `round some old lady's chins
a collar for her coat

ol´ sillywilly wolfy who'd kill for a snack
you're gonna´ diediedie
for a cheap fuckin´ laugh


notes from the nuclear age