Things to do at WalMart

  • Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
  • Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
  • Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
  • Put M&M's on lay way.
  • Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.
  • Set up a tent in the camping department , tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
  • When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
  • Look right into the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
  • Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.
  • Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick me!!!!"
  • When an annoucement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! Not the voices again."
  • Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

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