Things to do at WalMart
Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
Put M&M's on lay way.
Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department , tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
Look right into the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick me!!!!"
When an annoucement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! Not the voices again."
Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"